Saturday, April 23, 2011

The World's First And Only Playable Harmonica USB Flash Drive

Demo FlashHarp.

Carrying the playable, 3" FlashHarp improves more than your digital storage capacity. It boosts your cultural memory, too, in ways that far exceed the vacuous vibe you'll get from carrying a plain, soulless flash drive.

CONSIDER THE ORIGINAL MAN FROM THE LAND OF LINCOLN...
Lincoln himself, whose craggy facial features laid bare the conflict of an entire nation, found great comfort in playing his harmonica; so much so that during his presidency he reported it as one of his two favorite things.

No small feat for the diminutive harmonica.

IMAGINE, HAD LINCOLN'S HARMONICA BEEN A FLASHHARP...
He would have had no need for that "stovepipe" he wore (which toted copious notes atop his presidential head). Further imagine Mary Todd Lincoln giving her husband for his birthday a FlashHarp with "Honest Abe," "Rail Splitter" or "Great Emancipator" etched in gold letters on the side.

Personalization is available on every size of FlashHarp.

LEARN TO PLAY AT LEAST AS WELL AS PRESIDENT LINCOLN!
Buy a FlashHarp preloaded with my homespun, "Five Basic Steps to Playing," instruction video. When it arrives, simply remove the USB cap, take the FlashHarp out of its hard plastic box and plug the instrument into your computer. Next, save the QuickTime lesson video to your hard drive and remove the FlashHarp. Now you can play along to my lesson using the FlashHarp.

Shipping is included FREE on every lesson-loaded FlashHarp!

WHO THE HECK IS THE BACKYARD HARMONICA TEACHER?
The inventor of the FlashHarp, I originally preferred as my title, "Official Marriage Counselor Between The 'American Sound' And Everyone Who Ever Loved It." But one is not always at liberty to choose the name(s) by which one becomes known, so, The Backyard Harmonica Teacher will have to do. Make no mistake, tho, the "Official" moniker is not harping on the subject too strongly. After all, it is what I'm tootin' for! Hear The Backyard Harmonica Teacher's own story from his own mouth.

HITTING SINGLE NOTES ON A FLASHHARP IS A CINCH IF YOU ALREADY PLAY...
But if you're just learning, the Musical Combo may be for you, that is, if single-note mastery is your goal—which it may not even be. (Blowing big, fat chords on a FlashHarp may be all the musical satisfaction you require; in which case, one needs no training at all to do that!)

Anyway, the Musical Combo kit includes a lesson-loaded "C" FlashHarp plus a separate, full-sized harmonica, the Plug 'n Play, also in "C". (Again, single-note technique is easier to "pick-up" with the Plug 'n Play because of its larger holes.)

AT A LOSS FOR WHAT TO DO NEXT?
Look, even if you never make it onto "America's Got Talent," the FlashHarp is a great tool for expressing and storing soulful feelings. That's why it's the perfect flash drive for music lovers, especially harmonica music lovers.

FlashHarp is patented. There is no substi"toot!"

Learn more at: http://www.BackyardBrand.com

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